Anyother time or for that matter any of the prev years of my life...that wudnt have been a problem...
Flash <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
Call me Futuristic'. Mebbe thts a tad too fancy. Guess cud call it farsighted..;-)
I have always got my Pants a size larger than what it wud fit me..
That way even if I grow into it, I cud do so...seamlessly..:D
But all thro my school days both high skoool and grad, I had always been skinny..and the problem has always been tht my pants are becoming useless cause they always seemed big for me.. Now tht those days are past...a big jolt to the present...
Flash >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
I just got back from my lunch at an Indian restaurant..and I thought..lemme take a quick detour tothe mens' room and tuck my shirt in properly..
and be a bit more presentable... Good noble intentions..."No harm done..." I thought to myself..
Soo., I went it, and unzipped my trouser zipper...(No noo nooo..Dont let ur imaginations run riot:-P ) and tucked in my pants..
Everything went okee., and then I just bent down a lil bit looking to admire how fit I was...
"*&&%&*^*&....what is this solid mass obstructing my view...Elp....I cant see my belt.. "
I was soo flabbergasted..."No wayy.." I squeaked or rather muttered to myself.
I probably did squeak...for the guy in the next 'mens' room 'Cubicle' ...:-~ (Cudnt find a better word...sorry ppl) let out a big fart..probably his way to shush me and sent out a message to clear out or be ready for further launches...
Shocked but unable to comprehend, I inhaled deeply, so tht my stomach was now flatter and behind my ribs,,I looked to see my belt..and to my relief...realised.., that my belt was of the same color as my Trousers..and in the fading light, cudnt spot it...:-D
"bhssssssssssh..." What a relief...and the guy in the next cubicle seemed to agree for he let out one moreof his missiles..
Unable to hold my breadth any longer,for obvious reasons..:-).....I was happy enough to sprint thro thenext 3 floors to my cube....:-D
August 30, 2005
August 11, 2005
Run...Run for your life....
Gosh..When iz it when iz it...
**Flash back to those 4 yrs in Undergrad...
I've never hidden from girls consciously in my entire life except for that dreaded day...
.
As they say, me and my cohorts in Flirtation....
well we were just one 'safe' step ahead of the CLose up style Teeth showin Romeos who just do that all day.
But this was one day every year, when we would literally run helter skelter and make sure.. no one knows where we are...
We would dutifuly hide or lock ourselves somewhere or if we had to go to class that day.,
would be very sincere sitting in the very first row and listening with RAPT attention to the proff.
Itz a diff story that if it was a good lookin femme proff we wud be in the front rows every lecture day. ;-)
Lolz, still remember the day when 'Sushmita Sen' came over for our 'Chemistry' class in our first semester..
rofl.....Seriously..that was her name...and she did take CHEMISTRY... ;))
A bit like Main hoon na....eh...;-)
She had a 3 yr old kid, but then why would we let a 3 yr old cloud our thoughts...
If anything, it just made us admire her more...
Now now...my mind...stay still' Office is not the time when u think abt her...
That was my ' mini me' ppl...Neglect him...:)
Maybe , I'll have 'mini-me' talk about her in the next blog.
But for now letz stick to this one....
So this was the day, when I never never never talked to femmes Married or single..and that applied to the band of romeos that Were with me..
"where did u go all day yday. U fraud. I was looking to get this on u...so that I cud be safe from now on..." was the refrain all around...
.
.
.
..
..
..
Yessss.
...That day was Rakhi..
**Flash back to those 4 yrs in Undergrad...
I've never hidden from girls consciously in my entire life except for that dreaded day...
.
As they say, me and my cohorts in Flirtation....
well we were just one 'safe' step ahead of the CLose up style Teeth showin Romeos who just do that all day.
But this was one day every year, when we would literally run helter skelter and make sure.. no one knows where we are...
We would dutifuly hide or lock ourselves somewhere or if we had to go to class that day.,
would be very sincere sitting in the very first row and listening with RAPT attention to the proff.
Itz a diff story that if it was a good lookin femme proff we wud be in the front rows every lecture day. ;-)
Lolz, still remember the day when 'Sushmita Sen' came over for our 'Chemistry' class in our first semester..
rofl.....Seriously..that was her name...and she did take CHEMISTRY... ;))
A bit like Main hoon na....eh...;-)
She had a 3 yr old kid, but then why would we let a 3 yr old cloud our thoughts...
If anything, it just made us admire her more...
Now now...my mind...stay still' Office is not the time when u think abt her...
That was my ' mini me' ppl...Neglect him...:)
Maybe , I'll have 'mini-me' talk about her in the next blog.
But for now letz stick to this one....
So this was the day, when I never never never talked to femmes Married or single..and that applied to the band of romeos that Were with me..
"where did u go all day yday. U fraud. I was looking to get this on u...so that I cud be safe from now on..." was the refrain all around...
.
.
.
..
..
..
Yessss.
...That day was Rakhi..
August 04, 2005
My first encounter with Taj
Please Read this after reading FFBW's post
Memories..and Taj..
I remember, vivdly even today.
That was the first time out of home and out of familiar environments.
.
I had never done this before.
Add to the fear none at home knew about it.
Add to it, friends I barely know. I've known probably, for wat say, 3-4 weeks.
and here I was, going all the way for Taj.
I was excited, to put it succintly..
I was dripping and sweating profusely..and it was not just because of the rain outside.
I do love rain, but then I'm digressing.
So, letz stick to Taj.
We got out of our meeting place, then walked a few paces, all the while animatedly talking..
or so it seemed to me. They had done this several times, and all of them infact sweared by it.
They said it was an out of the world experience and nothing else comes close.
So.... the fated moment arrived and I was eagerly awaiting to take it in all.....ONE sip at a time..
waah Taj, Taj mahal tea....They are reaaaaaaalllllllllly good :D
Memories..and Taj..
I remember, vivdly even today.
That was the first time out of home and out of familiar environments.
.
I had never done this before.
Add to the fear none at home knew about it.
Add to it, friends I barely know. I've known probably, for wat say, 3-4 weeks.
and here I was, going all the way for Taj.
I was excited, to put it succintly..
I was dripping and sweating profusely..and it was not just because of the rain outside.
I do love rain, but then I'm digressing.
So, letz stick to Taj.
We got out of our meeting place, then walked a few paces, all the while animatedly talking..
or so it seemed to me. They had done this several times, and all of them infact sweared by it.
They said it was an out of the world experience and nothing else comes close.
So.... the fated moment arrived and I was eagerly awaiting to take it in all.....ONE sip at a time..
waah Taj, Taj mahal tea....They are reaaaaaaalllllllllly good :D
August 02, 2005
Top 10 reasons to Go for Arranged Marriage
Dont Shoot the messenger..:-)
Primary Inputs provided by Meetu and D_w :D
10. You have already given up.. and worse EVERYONE knows it. :)
9. To proove ur Former GF that you could love and be loved too
8. 'Cause u wanted to proove u aint gay....
(FFBW, this has no relation to the 'Be happy and Gay' post of urs :-)
7. To all those ppl that said ' Go get a life' which u mistook as ..'To Get married' ;)
6. 'Cause D_W said so, or else he wud keep Muaahing everyone that posts irrespective of them being single or not
5. 'Cause Meetu said so, and that too twice., in 2 diff comments she made.
4. Even more so because, she agreed to wat D_w thought she said.
3. You are not the only one feeling guilty. Most probably the one u'r getting married to, is as well.
2. It's free. U get to be the hero, to be changed later to a Zero.( Considering that itz a change of just one alphabet, from Hero to Zero, itz pretty remarkable) :-)
1. You dont have to tell ur wife to be that u are already married ( if you are, that is), Cause u never started it in the first place. and that u r not obliged to. :)
Primary Inputs provided by Meetu and D_w :D
10. You have already given up.. and worse EVERYONE knows it. :)
9. To proove ur Former GF that you could love and be loved too
8. 'Cause u wanted to proove u aint gay....
(FFBW, this has no relation to the 'Be happy and Gay' post of urs :-)
7. To all those ppl that said ' Go get a life' which u mistook as ..'To Get married' ;)
6. 'Cause D_W said so, or else he wud keep Muaahing everyone that posts irrespective of them being single or not
5. 'Cause Meetu said so, and that too twice., in 2 diff comments she made.
4. Even more so because, she agreed to wat D_w thought she said.
3. You are not the only one feeling guilty. Most probably the one u'r getting married to, is as well.
2. It's free. U get to be the hero, to be changed later to a Zero.( Considering that itz a change of just one alphabet, from Hero to Zero, itz pretty remarkable) :-)
1. You dont have to tell ur wife to be that u are already married ( if you are, that is), Cause u never started it in the first place. and that u r not obliged to. :)
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