Late as usual to work, forgetting my protective gear as usual, and running from the garage thro the stupid revolving door, that will turn every 5 sec........and I'm in for this...
P1 and P2...2 good for nothing, dumb and dumber persons that work somewhere in the North west suburbs of Chicago, yeah..along with me..
P1: Hey..
P2: Hey...Good
P1: How are you..
P2: Gooood...youu.
P1: Gooooooooood
P1: How was the weekend...
P2: Gud..what did uu doo for the weekend..
P1: was at home..
P2: good
P1: Just sitting around..doing nothing much...good
P2: yeh good..yeh...gooood
P1: you...
P2: same same..good good..
thankfully the elevator reached floor 3 and they both stepped out..
Maan...This was the day after super bowl..
and with my early morning dream...(when I woke up poor wifey on sunday at around 3 Am and said, "I just dreamt that Indiana colts are winning the super bowl"..) becoming a reality
and being in a Chicago office, where everyone else is a Bears fan, and I was waiting to see everyone's face the day after the super bowl..this stupid coversation happened in the elevator..
Good Good Good....what else can you say...eh :-)
February 06, 2007
December 13, 2006
Here I am
Back in Wonderland..
Fotos shd be up pretty soon..:-)
Ah...Vi how could I forget to send u an invite...Too bad of me :-)
But whatz with flirting..Just looked up the dictionary..and it seems at first glance that it so isnt me..
How cud ya call me a flirt:-)....
Deepa..I knw long breeakk..hopefully shud be more regular from now on:-)
Priya and Aria...I knw me been very bad with not letting ppl know properly..
Trust me, you are just 2 of the so many that are ready to bash me up at the first instance for not letting them know of this..
Just got back today from India, and there are already quite a few messages, asking wher I dissappeared, and jokingly asking if I got married!
Lolz, guess I shd be ready for some Kick in the butt, when I get to see all of em..:-)
Btw, just heard Aish telling everyone, that she is enjoying her post marriage life, with dear hubby..well well..:-)
One thing that made me real happy on this Trip to India, is that I discovered, browsing is not an addiction.
I was scared to death thinking, I'd never get over this., but then I must have probably logged on for just 2 or 3 of the 30 odd days I was there..
so whats going on ppl...:-)
Fotos shd be up pretty soon..:-)
Ah...Vi how could I forget to send u an invite...Too bad of me :-)
But whatz with flirting..Just looked up the dictionary..and it seems at first glance that it so isnt me..
How cud ya call me a flirt:-)....
Deepa..I knw long breeakk..hopefully shud be more regular from now on:-)
Priya and Aria...I knw me been very bad with not letting ppl know properly..
Trust me, you are just 2 of the so many that are ready to bash me up at the first instance for not letting them know of this..
Just got back today from India, and there are already quite a few messages, asking wher I dissappeared, and jokingly asking if I got married!
Lolz, guess I shd be ready for some Kick in the butt, when I get to see all of em..:-)
Btw, just heard Aish telling everyone, that she is enjoying her post marriage life, with dear hubby..well well..:-)
One thing that made me real happy on this Trip to India, is that I discovered, browsing is not an addiction.
I was scared to death thinking, I'd never get over this., but then I must have probably logged on for just 2 or 3 of the 30 odd days I was there..
so whats going on ppl...:-)
November 03, 2006
AB looks like AB as well...eh
Now tht shudnt be a surprise for those that have read this one
but whus that in that red lipstick that supposedly looks like me :-$
but whus that in that red lipstick that supposedly looks like me :-$
November 01, 2006
Captains'...movie Review - Hilarious
This is obviously a fwd..
There is no way, I'll watch any of captains' movies of late, even by d/ling.
For the uninitiated, Captain..is Vijaykanth...Poor mans' Rajnikanth,..in Tamil Cinema..
****************************************************************
If you are still in Diwali mood, please don't read the following review,
After the major downfall of Ajith's tirupathi by its director..per ..per ..perarasu�.he was thinking who could he terminate next and ..yes�.he got our captain and that's the evolution of a legendary universal(tamil) film "DHARMAPURI"�
Precautionary steps to watch this film:
1.Four pieces of cotton�(2 to keep in ears�and the rest 2 will be kept in our noses after we watch the film fully)
2. zandu balm,tiger balm..if possible original time bomb.
3. itch guard (b'cos paadhi padam paarthu namaku udambellam pull'arikum').
Actors:
Captain Vijaykanth(3/4 screen�),Heroine-achacho paavam(not even 4 scenes including songs),comedy..all scenes where captain comes becomes comedy to the core.
All other vetti actors(donno what they do � time).
Moments of the film:
1.Captain's intro:----- NO ever Indian..oops..hollywood film could ever try such imagination to project his hero to this level as perarasu does.(u deserve an applause..).while all his partymen,first bench fans,wait for his entry in screen..there comes captain to save a minister's girl from a rowdy in rameswaram..rowdy threatens everyone including policemen nearby with his gun and no one goes near him(obvious..)Captain looks at him,goes nearhim barehanded. The rowdy warns him 3 times(Indian cinema rule..not more than 3) and then shoots at him ..the bullet hits vijaykanth's chest�and reflects back and hits the rowdy's chest and kills him�Please wait�don't get astonished.then he takes out the "archani plate"he hids in his shirt(what a archanai thattu..if u can get for 10 rs.it acts as bullet proof and cd save ur life).
Advice to all military forces:please dismantle all ur bullet proof shields and get archanai thattu's for them. cost cutting one.
2.most of the film people are doing silly things and no body including captain doesn't understands why they r doing such thing.if time permits captain gets his costume change and start performing exercises..iam sorry..dances.. and 30 to 40 dancers surround him and shout"neenga thaan nallavar, neenga thaan vallavar, neenga naaliku CM, morningna AM,eveningna PM"�happa horrible torture and where on earth his costumes are picked up�fluorescent coloured shirt specially and he makes to a point that in all scenes including his duet or romantic scene his party's "flaming torch"symbol is projected well.And a grand make up like rajkiran with a big crown on his head and sandal on his body(weak hearted people pls omit the scene)
3. Half the film is like assembly meetings and virudhachalam campaign speeches.and everybody including the villain praises him .
"naan adangi poravan illai adakitu poravan"
"ivaru kootani vaika maatar,thani aala thaan irupaar"
"ennai nambuna nambikai..mathavangalukku etcharikai"
ivar naadodi illai�.naadodi mannan"..
When u atleast have the peace that the director Perarasu didn't act in this film as he did in tirupathi�.after interval even that dream goes crashed..oops.here we have his entry as "Speed"lawyer perarasu.he comes and says"naan porandha edam sivakasi, valarandha idam tirupachi, pona idam tirupathi,ipo nikaradhu dharmapuri"innum neraya idam poven�.(oh god we are done for�mokkanayakanur,paanaampati,paradesipalayam..lots to come ). Soon he will become best competitor of T rajendhar.
Note:- don't miss the scene where captain hits 50 men in a row with a single kick which even matrix Keanu reaves couldn't get it right. And also the scene where captain blasts 1000 figure bombs(kanni vedi.he..he) with his small remote control which we use for MP3 players in car's.(technology drives�)
Iam sorry guys(?????)I didn't see the climax, I came away � hr before climax as I was in a mood to hit my head somewhere and cry badly seeing this.
Last but not least "Dharma puri"---poisonous pani puri. Die another day.
There is no way, I'll watch any of captains' movies of late, even by d/ling.
For the uninitiated, Captain..is Vijaykanth...Poor mans' Rajnikanth,..in Tamil Cinema..
****************************************************************
If you are still in Diwali mood, please don't read the following review,
After the major downfall of Ajith's tirupathi by its director..per ..per ..perarasu�.he was thinking who could he terminate next and ..yes�.he got our captain and that's the evolution of a legendary universal(tamil) film "DHARMAPURI"�
Precautionary steps to watch this film:
1.Four pieces of cotton�(2 to keep in ears�and the rest 2 will be kept in our noses after we watch the film fully)
2. zandu balm,tiger balm..if possible original time bomb.
3. itch guard (b'cos paadhi padam paarthu namaku udambellam pull'arikum').
Actors:
Captain Vijaykanth(3/4 screen�),Heroine-achacho paavam(not even 4 scenes including songs),comedy..all scenes where captain comes becomes comedy to the core.
All other vetti actors(donno what they do � time).
Moments of the film:
1.Captain's intro:----- NO ever Indian..oops..hollywood film could ever try such imagination to project his hero to this level as perarasu does.(u deserve an applause..).while all his partymen,first bench fans,wait for his entry in screen..there comes captain to save a minister's girl from a rowdy in rameswaram..rowdy threatens everyone including policemen nearby with his gun and no one goes near him(obvious..)Captain looks at him,goes nearhim barehanded. The rowdy warns him 3 times(Indian cinema rule..not more than 3) and then shoots at him ..the bullet hits vijaykanth's chest�and reflects back and hits the rowdy's chest and kills him�Please wait�don't get astonished.then he takes out the "archani plate"he hids in his shirt(what a archanai thattu..if u can get for 10 rs.it acts as bullet proof and cd save ur life).
Advice to all military forces:please dismantle all ur bullet proof shields and get archanai thattu's for them. cost cutting one.
2.most of the film people are doing silly things and no body including captain doesn't understands why they r doing such thing.if time permits captain gets his costume change and start performing exercises..iam sorry..dances.. and 30 to 40 dancers surround him and shout"neenga thaan nallavar, neenga thaan vallavar, neenga naaliku CM, morningna AM,eveningna PM"�happa horrible torture and where on earth his costumes are picked up�fluorescent coloured shirt specially and he makes to a point that in all scenes including his duet or romantic scene his party's "flaming torch"symbol is projected well.And a grand make up like rajkiran with a big crown on his head and sandal on his body(weak hearted people pls omit the scene)
3. Half the film is like assembly meetings and virudhachalam campaign speeches.and everybody including the villain praises him .
"naan adangi poravan illai adakitu poravan"
"ivaru kootani vaika maatar,thani aala thaan irupaar"
"ennai nambuna nambikai..mathavangalukku etcharikai"
ivar naadodi illai�.naadodi mannan"..
When u atleast have the peace that the director Perarasu didn't act in this film as he did in tirupathi�.after interval even that dream goes crashed..oops.here we have his entry as "Speed"lawyer perarasu.he comes and says"naan porandha edam sivakasi, valarandha idam tirupachi, pona idam tirupathi,ipo nikaradhu dharmapuri"innum neraya idam poven�.(oh god we are done for�mokkanayakanur,paanaampati,paradesipalayam..lots to come ). Soon he will become best competitor of T rajendhar.
Note:- don't miss the scene where captain hits 50 men in a row with a single kick which even matrix Keanu reaves couldn't get it right. And also the scene where captain blasts 1000 figure bombs(kanni vedi.he..he) with his small remote control which we use for MP3 players in car's.(technology drives�)
Iam sorry guys(?????)I didn't see the climax, I came away � hr before climax as I was in a mood to hit my head somewhere and cry badly seeing this.
Last but not least "Dharma puri"---poisonous pani puri. Die another day.
October 25, 2006
Don - a reviewless review.....
If Farhan Akthar might ever want to do a Thesis, He might find the references list pretty stocked as below. He would actually do well to add this title towards the end of his movie
References
Quentin Tarantino,Director of' Movie 'Kill Bill:' (2003)
John Woo, Director of' Movie 'Face Off' (1997)
Simon West, Director of' Movie 'Con Air' (1997)
Ian Flemming, writer of 'Moon Raker' (1977)
Dominic Sena, Director of' 'Sword Fish' (2001)
A multi faceted, Martial arts specialist ( Priyanka chopra) ( lifted from Killbill)is out to take revenge on Don, who actually is a impostor, with his features made to resemble that of the original Don ( Lifted a bit from Face/off, just to make the movie a bit modern). She realises that the one she wanted to avenge is dead. Then finally when the impostor is caught by the police and flown back (a la Con Air style plane prison)she teams up as in several anonymous bollywood movies, and tries to help him ( u can say, the original Don, ;-). He finally escapes and establishes who he is...only for a little bit of Travolta starrer Sword fish thrown in towards the end..
Now...watch the movie..I really liked it..:-)
Itz atleast 80% as enjoyable as Farhat Akhtars earlier hit DCH.
For that matter, think of it this way..
If u havent seen any of those english movies above, which would mean renting each one for $3 and thus costing u more than $12 bucks...u could as well pay $8 and watch this movie in the theatre..with the added advantage of watching a collage of all these movies in our 'Rashtra Baasha'
Btw, did I mention, Shahrukh rocks :-)
Have fun people :-D
References
Quentin Tarantino,Director of' Movie 'Kill Bill:' (2003)
John Woo, Director of' Movie 'Face Off' (1997)
Simon West, Director of' Movie 'Con Air' (1997)
Ian Flemming, writer of 'Moon Raker' (1977)
Dominic Sena, Director of' 'Sword Fish' (2001)
A multi faceted, Martial arts specialist ( Priyanka chopra) ( lifted from Killbill)is out to take revenge on Don, who actually is a impostor, with his features made to resemble that of the original Don ( Lifted a bit from Face/off, just to make the movie a bit modern). She realises that the one she wanted to avenge is dead. Then finally when the impostor is caught by the police and flown back (a la Con Air style plane prison)she teams up as in several anonymous bollywood movies, and tries to help him ( u can say, the original Don, ;-). He finally escapes and establishes who he is...only for a little bit of Travolta starrer Sword fish thrown in towards the end..
Now...watch the movie..I really liked it..:-)
Itz atleast 80% as enjoyable as Farhat Akhtars earlier hit DCH.
For that matter, think of it this way..
If u havent seen any of those english movies above, which would mean renting each one for $3 and thus costing u more than $12 bucks...u could as well pay $8 and watch this movie in the theatre..with the added advantage of watching a collage of all these movies in our 'Rashtra Baasha'
Btw, did I mention, Shahrukh rocks :-)
Have fun people :-D
October 24, 2006
Flash news..Aish' getting married
on the 27th of Nov to AB
seems like the marriage is in Chennai.....
I know..almost everyone is wondering how come u havent read this news anywhere.
Trust me...news is pukka..just that no presswala knows it yet..
Oh btw, AB aint Abhishek bacchan, itz me myself.. Arun B(fill up 14 more letters)
and yeh, Aishwaria is my fiancee's name..he he..:-D
Shd have made the announcement on Diwali day..missed it:-)
seems like the marriage is in Chennai.....
I know..almost everyone is wondering how come u havent read this news anywhere.
Trust me...news is pukka..just that no presswala knows it yet..
Oh btw, AB aint Abhishek bacchan, itz me myself.. Arun B(fill up 14 more letters)
and yeh, Aishwaria is my fiancee's name..he he..:-D
Shd have made the announcement on Diwali day..missed it:-)
October 17, 2006
300 M th citizen
Ah., there u go and when u thought this nation has gotten rid of meaningless stats..
Here is one to add to the collection
300 Millionth citizen with the disclaimer it could after all be a Illegal Immigrant
Pray..how does that work. If he is illegal he is not a citizen and shdnt be counted.
If he gets his stay in america legalized, which the 'honorable' president is intent on making it so., for millions of immigrants then it would be quite a while before he becomes a citizen and so he cannot be counted into the 300M cap.
Now for the predictions One census bureau staff predicted that it would be a Latino boy born in LA that would be the 300 M th citizen.
lolz..to top it all comes the clarification from the Census bureau..
On an average, every 11 sec an american citizen is born. So by that time and calculation today is when the kid is born..
Hooray...The most intelligent nation..rejoice in ur 300 Mth citizen joining the other intellectualls...:-)
Enda Deiiii............
Here is one to add to the collection
300 Millionth citizen with the disclaimer it could after all be a Illegal Immigrant
Pray..how does that work. If he is illegal he is not a citizen and shdnt be counted.
If he gets his stay in america legalized, which the 'honorable' president is intent on making it so., for millions of immigrants then it would be quite a while before he becomes a citizen and so he cannot be counted into the 300M cap.
Now for the predictions One census bureau staff predicted that it would be a Latino boy born in LA that would be the 300 M th citizen.
lolz..to top it all comes the clarification from the Census bureau..
On an average, every 11 sec an american citizen is born. So by that time and calculation today is when the kid is born..
Hooray...The most intelligent nation..rejoice in ur 300 Mth citizen joining the other intellectualls...:-)
Enda Deiiii............
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